Things have been pretty negative on this blogs for a good while now..well, since it began really but who's really keeping tabs. This week, light up the incense, bust out some merlot and let's get positive...I got so much love in my heart sometimes I gotta just let it all out...in a blog. A happy blog. =) like jesse aka tito would say "yaaayyyyy"

Here goes!

Things I love:

Watching America's Funniest Home Videos on mute

Fart Jokes

Not Having to Wait for Anything

Drunk Clubby Girls with Hooker Heels Tripping When They Walk Over Subway Grates..

Failure by People I Dislike..

The Smell of Sulfur, Gasoline and my Own Urine After Eating Asparagus (why do i eat that)

Eating A Good Steak

A Good Dump (just like anyone else)

Watching Strangers Fight on The Street

Lower Back Dimples (on girls) cuz i really don't see them allot.. ha!

Writing Things in List Form (It soothes my inner OCD retard) ((really))

Pom Tea. (Although it's super expensive, it tastes great and you get a free glass out of it. In fact, about 85% of the glasses in my home are Pom glasses((not really)).)

All Things That are Free (of charge)

Seeing a Skateboarder Really Eat It Hard

Knowing The Bartender

Knowing That the Last Korn Album Failed Miserably

My Mom's Taste In music

MTV's True Life: I'm a Jersey Shore Guido Retard

Justified Hating

Unjustified Hating (For the hell of it and for the reactions it gets out of people who take things way too seriously)

Puppies (in real life, in videos or tv fuck'em)

Chicken Cutlet Sandwich with Provolone (melted),green peepers, jalapeños, ONIONS, and pepper NO Mayo, NO Lettuce or Tomato

When a Hangover is Slightly Less Than Awful

Boobs

Keeping Stats

Not Vomiting

Promptness

And the list goes on...thats just the tip of the love iceberg.
Oh, but wait, that reminds me...I forgot, who am I kidding, I have mad hate in my heart...and it goes like this...

Things I Hate:

Vertically Striped Button-ups and the Douche Bags who Wear Them (sorry javi) =)

This Whole Geek and Dork Movement Going on in Williamsburg (I'm bringing wedgies back for those motherfuckers)

Girls With Underbites

Cokehead Breath in my Grill

99% of Female Rappers and Comedians

College Students and Their Fucking Opinions

Aggressive Bums

People who Can't Fathom me Not Watching The Sopranos

The Sound Styrofoam Makes When it's Touched

Beets

Native Americans and Their Petty Fucking Problems (just kidding)

Bad Head

...and that's where the list ends.

Everything else on the planet, I have no opinion on.